Adam Rozenbachs is a Melbourne comedian who is a frequent guest on Spicks and Specks, a writer for Before the Game and a broadcaster on ABC 774’s Saturday Night Spin. He also has a show in this year’s Melbourne International Comedy Festival called Singledumber. Here he takes time out of his hectic schedule to answer some of life’s toughest questions:
1. What is the most memorable thing to happen to you while wearing footy shorts?
I got stung by a bee during a game. The bee got three weeks.
2. If you were lining up for a goal on the final siren, which song would you want played on the PA and why?
AC/DC's Back in Black. It's seems a good rhythm for goal kicking, and it would be good to help the bogans take their mind off the fact I probably put the ball out on the full.
3. What is the worst half time grand final entertainment you've ever seen?
The sprint. Oh, so the fastest guy during the season is still the fastest on Grand Final day? You're kidding!
4. Which StKilda player would you most like to attend a swingers night with?
Nick Dal Santo. I imagine once the dacks were off I'd be feeling pretty good next to hm.
5. If Nathan Ablett and Karmichael Hunt were both going for $20 which one would you put in your dream team and why?
Karmichael Hunt. If I bought Nathan Ablett I'm sure I'd end up owing someone some cash at the end of the season.
6. What is your best Ricky Nixon joke?
The one where he hooks up with a 17 year old troubled girl who had already tried to blackmail his company. Oh, hang on...
7. If you could have a drink with any player past or present who would it be and why?
The 1981 Carlton premiership team because it would probably be fifteen minutes before the match.
8. Footy headline you would most like to see this year?
Footy Classified to introduce "good call, bad call, not bad but you probably haven't though that through so much call"
9. If your parents told you you were adopted and your dad was either Jason Akermanis or Steve Milne, which one would you want to call daddy?
Aker. I'd at least want my loser dad to be three time premiership player.
10. Judd, Ablett or Swan?
Dane Jublett.
11. If you were on the rules committee how would you best incorporate a BBQ into the game?
Players who have been rotated off are not to return to the field until a steak is done medium rare.
Adam’s show Singledumber is on at Trades Hall until 23 April. Go see it!!!!!
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